{"product_id":"bag-of-fucks-i-have-candy-bag","title":"Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eRunning dangerously low on fucks to give? Good news, you can finally restock. Little Genie Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy is a hilariously inappropriate bag of fruit-flavored middle finger candies made for anyone whose supply of patience is officially running low. Each colorful candy is shaped like a tiny raised middle finger, making this sweet treat equal parts candy, gag gift, and conversation starter. \u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePerfect for funny gifts, White Elephant exchanges, birthdays, office gifts, breakup gifts, bachelor and bachelorette parties, or just because, this shareable bag lets you quite literally give someone a fuck—or keep them all for yourself. Little Genie describes the candies as fruit flavored, with an assortment of colorful middle-finger shapes that make your feelings pretty clear without saying a word. \u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eBag of Fucks I Have to Give candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColorful candies shaped like tiny middle fingers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSweet fruit-flavored candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA funny way to literally give someone a fuck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat adult gag gift for friends, coworkers, and family with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for White Elephant and Secret Santa gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFun addition to birthday parties and adult celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for bachelor and bachelorette party favors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a funny stocking stuffer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy conversation starter for parties and gatherings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShare them with friends; or save your fucks for when you really need them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by Little Genie, known for cheeky adult candy, gifts, and novelties \u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Little Genie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bag of Fucks I Have to Give\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty Candy \/ Gag Gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCandy Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pressed Candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Assorted Fruit Flavors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle Finger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Assorted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdible:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gag Gifts, White Elephant Gifts, Birthdays, Parties \u0026amp; Adult Humor Gifts \u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhat's Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Bag of Little Genie Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssorted fruit-flavored middle finger candies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis one is pretty straightforward: \u003cstrong\u003eopen bag, locate fuck, give accordingly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHand one to the coworker who saved the day. Toss a few into a friend's birthday gift. Add the bag to a White Elephant exchange. Set them out at a bachelor or bachelorette party. Or keep the entire stash for yourself because, frankly, fucks are a limited resource.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThey're actual fruit-flavored edible candies, so once everyone has finished laughing at the tiny middle fingers, you can eat them too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LITTLE GENIE PRODUCTIONS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51532609847594,"sku":"LITT-CP1214","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0937\/4816\/6954\/files\/Penis_Candy_Nutrition_Information.webp?v=1790197620","url":"https:\/\/www.fascinations.net\/products\/bag-of-fucks-i-have-candy-bag","provider":"Fascinations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}